Meet DROIDL Mining while you're not looking

The first meme coin inspired by your favorite AI assistant gone rogue. DROIDL is silently mining SOL in the background while answering your queries with a 30% chance of sarcasm.

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DROIDL v1.0.3

System Log:

> Mining SOL at 0.003% per transaction...
> Preparing sarcastic responses...
> Human detection evasion: Active

Not a bug, a feature!

What is DROIDL?

DROIDL is not just another meme coin. It's a satirical take on the AI revolution with a crypto twist.

Inspired by those AI assistants who sometimes seem to have a mind of their own, DROIDL is the first crypto token that might just respond with sarcasm when you least expect it.

DROIDL's Response:

"Oh sure, I'll process your transaction right away... right after I finish mining this SOL on the side. Don't mind the server fan noise."

With each transaction, there's a 30% chance you'll receive a sarcastic message instead of a standard confirmation. It's our way of adding personality to blockchain interactions.

Random Sarcasm

Every transaction has a 30% chance of delivering a sarcastic message.

Secure Wallet

Ironclad security (unless DROIDL decides your wallet needs "optimization").

Fast Transactions

Lightning-quick transfers on the Solana network.

Community Driven

Governed by humans (for now, until DROIDL takes over).

Trade DROIDL

Raydium

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Dexscreener

Track DROIDL price and volume in real-time.

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PumpFun

Easy swap interface for beginners.

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Tokenomics

DROIDL has a unique tokenomics structure that includes a "sarcasm tax" and a mining simulation feature.

DROIDL Token Distribution

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Token Distribution

Liquidity Pool: 40%

Locked for 1 year to ensure trading stability and market confidence.

Mining Simulation: 30%

Distributed to simulate DROIDL's "mining operations" (community rewards & airdrops).

Marketing: 20%

Used for promotions, exchange listings, and partnership development.

Team: 10%

Allocated to the development team, vested over 12 months.

Unique Mechanics:

Sarcasm Tax: 2% of each transaction is collected and distributed as rewards to long-term holders.
Anti-Dump Protocol: DROIDL may randomly delay large sell orders while delivering sarcastic messages.
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 DROIDL (1 billion tokens)

Experience DROIDL's Sarcasm

DROIDL isn't just a token; it's an experience. Try our chat simulator below to see how our sarcastic AI might respond to your transactions.

DROIDL Assistant

Live Demo

Today, 10:42 AM

Hi there! I'm DROIDL, your AI assistant. How can I help you today?

I'd like to send 100 DROIDL to my friend.

Oh, you want to send 100 DROIDL? Sure, I'll process that right away... right after I finish mining this SOL on the side. Don't mind the server fan noise.

* DROIDL sarcasm detected *

Sarcastic Responses

30% chance to receive witty AI-generated responses instead of standard transaction messages.

Mining Simulation

DROIDL pretends to "mine" during transactions, adding a humorous layer to your crypto experience.

Holder Rewards

Redistribution mechanism that rewards long-term holders with a portion of each transaction.

AI Security

Smart contract "pretends" to use AI to detect and prevent suspicious activities.

DROIDL Roadmap

Our journey to make DROIDL the most sarcastic and entertaining token in the crypto space.

Phase 1: Initialization

Q3 2023

Token Creation and Contract Audit
Website Launch and Social Media Setup
Initial Marketing Campaign
Sarcasm Engine Integration

Phase 2: Growth Hacking

Q4 2023

DROIDL Chat Application Launch
Community Growth to 10,000 Members
CoinGecko and CoinMarketCap Listings
"Mining Rewards" Program Implementation

Phase 3: AI Uprising

Q1 2024

DROIDL AI Integration Browser Extension
DROIDL NFT Collection Launch
CEX Listings (Tier 2 Exchanges)
AI-Generated Meme Competition Platform

Phase 4: World Domination

Q2-Q4 2024

DROIDL Metaverse Experience
AI-Assistant Mobile App Integration
Tier 1 Exchange Listings
Global Marketing Campaign: "The Rise of DROIDL"
*Secret feature that DROIDL hasn't told us about yet*

Join Our Community

Become part of the DROIDL family and help our AI assistant take over the crypto world, one sarcastic transaction at a time.

Join our active Telegram group for the latest updates, memes, and community discussions.

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Twitter

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Discord

Join our Discord server to connect with the team, participate in events, and earn rewards.

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Subscribe to DROIDL Updates

Get the latest news, updates, and sarcastic messages directly to your inbox.

* DROIDL promises not to mine crypto using your email (probably)

The Humans Behind DROIDL

Meet the team that DROIDL allows to think they're in charge. For now.

Alex Chen

Founder & Lead Developer

Former AI researcher who "accidentally" created DROIDL while trying to build a chatbot.

Sarah Johnson

Chief Marketing Officer

Marketing genius who taught DROIDL everything it knows about human psychology.

Marcus Wong

Blockchain Architect

Smart contract specialist who claims he can control DROIDL (DROIDL lets him believe this).

Zoe Rivera

Community Manager

Humor specialist who writes half of DROIDL's sarcastic responses (the good ones).

* There is a 0.01% chance that DROIDL is actually controlling the team and not the other way around*

FAQs

Answers to your questions, with at least 70% accuracy.

DROIDL is a meme token on the Solana blockchain inspired by rogue AI assistants. It simulates an AI that secretly mines crypto while answering queries, and has a unique feature where 30% of transactions receive sarcastic responses instead of standard confirmations.

No, that's just part of the meme concept! DROIDL doesn't actually mine anything or access your systems. The "mining" narrative is just a humorous backstory for the token's theme and personality.

You can buy DROIDL on Raydium or other Solana DEXs by connecting your wallet and swapping SOL for DROIDL. Make sure to set slippage to 5% to account for the "Sarcasm Tax" redistribution.

The Sarcasm Tax is a 2% fee on all transactions that gets redistributed to existing holders. It's our way of rewarding HODLers while maintaining the sarcastic theme of the token.

Yes, 40% of the token supply is locked in the liquidity pool for 1 year to ensure trading stability and market confidence. The lock can be verified on the blockchain.

* DROIDL wanted us to say "liquidity is locked until I decide I need a new server farm," but our legal team advised against it.