Where Bad Economic Theories Get BONKED!
The first Solana token representing the chaotic intersection of economics and internet bonk culture.
Contract Address:
5onkEYUBPuQHaS3xrqN1KnuFLLPPGZZbrdZPQbJQKPDD
42,069+
BONKERS
7
ECONOMIC THEORIES BONKED
1,337
MISQUOTES GENERATED
$4.20M
MARKET CAP
BONKONOMICS emerged from the chaos of a late-night Discord call between tired economists and meme enthusiasts who realized that modern economic theory is just as absurd as internet meme culture.
We've created a token that combines the seriousness of economics with the levity of bonking memes, resulting in a project that makes as much sense as most central bank policies (which is not much).
Join the financial revolution one BONK at a time
Our tokenomics are as reliable as economist predictions (take that as you will)
For every transaction, we generate a random economic misquote that will be forever immortalized on the blockchain. It's not a tax, it's an educational service.
Every month, token holders vote on an economic theory to BONK. The BONKED theory will be ridiculed in a special NFT series and community events.
5% of total supply is locked in a special treasury that automatically invests in the most absurd financial assets, proving that random selection can outperform expert economists.
Current Returns: +69% (probably)
A roadmap with a 60% chance of success (better than most economic forecasts)
Q2 2023 (Miraculously Completed)
Q3 2023 (Currently BONKING)
Q4 2023 (Pending BONK)
2024 (The Year of the BONK)
Every transaction generates a historically inaccurate economic quote
"The free market is just spicy gambling." — Adam Smith
"Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world, the ninth is a well-timed BONK." — Albert Einstein
"In the long run, we are all BONKED." — John Maynard Keynes
"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable." — Karl Marx
Which economic theory deserves a good BONKING next?
The theory that claims markets always accurately reflect all available information. Have they seen the meme coin market?
The idea that governments can print unlimited money without consequences. Sounds like something a 5-year-old would come up with.
The theory that people always make rational economic decisions. Have they met crypto traders at 3 AM?
Previous BONKED theories include Trickle-Down Economics, The Phillips Curve, and Laffer Curve
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The BONK DAO headquarters for governance and theory selection
A group of economists with dubious credentials and excellent meme skills
Lead Economic Satirist
Blockchain Developer
Meme Artisan
Chief Marketing BONKer
*All team credentials have been verified by the prestigious University of BONKbridge
Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask
About as serious as economists' ability to predict recessions. We combine genuine utility with satirical commentary on financial absurdity. So yes, but actually no, but also yes.
When a theory gets BONKED, we create educational content ridiculing its flaws, mint commemorative NFTs, and hold a virtual "funeral" for the theory. It's economics education meets comedy central.
No, they're carefully handcrafted by our team of underemployed economics graduates who've found their true calling in writing satirical content. We call it "human intelligence" - a revolutionary concept.
Besides bringing joy through financial satire? Token holders get governance rights in our DAO, access to exclusive misquotes NFTs, participation in theory BONKING, and the smug satisfaction of understanding economic humor.
Our team includes several economists who would lose their tenured positions if their involvement in satirizing their own field became known. However, our lead developer and community managers are fully doxxed because they have a sense of humor.