The Glitch Emerges
Deep within the Solana network, a validator node went... strange. Overloaded with transactions, fueled by stray packets of data and an unusual fondness for block finality, it sparked into sentience.
Meet GlitchyGopher ($GLITCH), the first sentient blockchain gopher! He doesn't validate blocks anymore; he tunnels through them, erratically, unpredictably.
He munches on data streams and hoards digital carrots , occasionally losing some in unexpected airdrops to loyal holders. Holding $GLITCH isn't just investing; it's embracing the beautiful chaos of the digital underground.
Join the burrow! Ride the random network fluctuations, celebrate the glitches, and maybe catch a pixelated root vegetable or two.
Token0m1cs_: The Hoard
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 $GLITCH
// Enough for every tunnel
Supply Burned?
Erratic!
// Glitchy might accidentally tunnel some tokens into oblivion...
Liquidity
Burrowed Deep
// LP tokens tunneled away securely (mostly).
// Distribution_Plan.cfg
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Unexpected Harvest (Airdrops)
// Random drops for holders!
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Root System (Liquidity)
// Keeping the tunnels accessible.
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Digital Carrot Farm (Future Utility?)
// Gopher's gotta eat.
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The Colony (Community)
// For loyal tunnelers.
// Exact percentages are... glitchy. Subject to network fluctuations.
The Gopher Trail
Sprouting Sentience
The Glitch awakens. Initial burrowing on Solana. $GLITCH token deployed. Community channels dug out (Telegram, Twitter).
First Digital Carrot Harvest
Raydium & Dexscreener listing. First 'Unexpected Harvest' airdrop trials. Glitchy starts hoarding pixel carrots. Enhanced website v1.
Mapping the Undernet
Explore potential cross-chain tunnels (bridges?). Glitch-themed NFT concepts emerge from the burrow. Community 'Colony' growth initiatives.
Global Burrow Network
Strategic chaotic partnerships. Expand Gopher presence across Solana ecosystem. Develop interactive 'Tunnel Explorer' or mini-game?
The Great Pixel Root Fusion
Achieve maximum blockchain entropy. Transcend the memecoin space? Or just keep digging and dropping carrots? Only the Glitch knows...
Dig Up Some $GLITCH
1. GET A WALLET
Download Phantom or another Solana wallet from the app store or browser extension.
2. FUND IT WITH SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange (like Coinbase, Binance, etc.) and send it to your wallet address.
3. SWAP ON RAYDIUM
Connect your wallet to Raydium.io, paste the $GLITCH contract address, select SOL, and confirm the swap!
Join The Colony!
We're not a team, we're a network of tunnels! GlitchyGopher leads the way, but every holder is a fellow tunneler. Dig with us, share the digital carrots, and navigate the beautiful chaos together.
Chief Digger
// Charts the main tunnels
Carrot Curator
// Expert in pixelated roots
Glitch Whisperer
// Understands the chaos
Find your burrow: