The Emotional Rollercoaster Coin

YOLOCO
The Bipolar Llama of Crypto

Hodl the coin that mimics your wildest trading emotions! Each transaction triggers a random Regret Timer that rewards or punishes your diamond hands.

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EUPHORIC FOMO

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CONTRACT ADDRESS

EGS6Yr6iBzRTTVTviXj3xRTsecRMGq4N3RvAVLqbvgHK

What is YOLOCO?

The world's first cryptocurrency that psychologically manipulates you like every crypto chart ever

Emotional Rollercoaster

YOLOCO's price action is designed to mimic the bipolar psychology of a typical crypto trader. Just when you think it's mooning, it dips. Just when you sell, it pumps!

Regret Timer™ Tech

Each transaction has a random Regret Timer attached. Hold too long? Get penalized. Sell too early? Miss massive rewards. Perfectly mimicking real trading!

Mood-Based Tokenomics

YOLOCO's tax rate changes based on overall market sentiment. When FUD is high, taxes decrease. When FOMO takes over, taxes increase to reward early investors.

The Bipolar Llama Philosophy

Our mascot, Larry the Bipolar Llama, represents the dual nature of crypto trading:

  • Bull side: Sunglasses-wearing, overconfident FOMO-ing
  • Bear side: Sweaty, anxious, panic-selling at the bottom

YOLOCO embraces this duality, making it a perfect reflection of the crypto experience!

Bipolar Llama Trading Philosophy

The YOLOCO Emotional Spectrum

MOON FOMO

Buying high because you're afraid it'll go even higher without you

PANIC SELL

Ditching your bags at the bottom, right before it pumps again

DIAMOND HANDS

Holding through a 90% drop because "it will come back"

EUPHORIC

Brief moments of gambling-induced dopamine when you're in profit

The Regret Timer Explained

Every YOLOCO transaction is assigned a random Regret Timer between 1 and 7 days. If you sell before your timer expires, you pay a higher tax. If you hold past your timer, you earn BONUS tokens!

The catch? You never know when your timer will expire. Just like real trading, timing is everything, and you're probably going to get it wrong!

Emotion Regret Penalty/Reward
Paper Hands -10% tax
Smart Timing +5% reward
Perfect Exit +15% reward
Expired Diamond Hands -8% diminishing returns

YOLOCO Tokenomics

An irrational distribution for irrational traders

Supply 1,000,000,000,000
Symbol $YOLO
Network Solana
Regret Tax Variable (1-15%)

Bipolar Tax Mechanism:

The tax fluctuates based on market sentiment and your personal Regret Timer. Selling during FUD? Higher tax. Selling during FOMO? Even higher tax! Just like your emotions, our tax is unpredictable!

FOMO Protection:

3% of all transactions fund our "FOMO Protection Pool" which automatically buys back tokens during dips to reduce volatility (or maybe increase it, we're not sure yet).

Therapy Fund:

1% of all transactions go to mental health resources for crypto traders. Because we know you'll need it.

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Token Allocation

YOLOCO Token Allocation Chart
Public Sale 40%
Liquidity Pool 30%
Regret Rewards 15%
Marketing 10%
Team 5%

Vesting Schedule:

  • • Team tokens locked for 6 months, then vested over 12 months
  • • Marketing tokens released 5% monthly
  • • Regret Rewards distributed based on community vote

How Buy & Sell Taxes Are Used

3% Liquidity

Added to liquidity pool to reduce price impact and create a more stable trading experience (ironic, we know).

5% Marketing

Used to create FOMO, spread FUD about other coins, and perpetuate the emotional cycle of crypto trading.

7% Regret Rewards

Redistributed to holders who correctly time their Regret Timer. Think of it as a reward for your trading anxiety!

The Emotional Roadmap

Just like your trading decisions, our roadmap is highly subject to emotional changes

1

Phase 1: Euphoric Launch

The initial optimistic phase where everything seems possible and our community is high on hopium!

  • Token creation & branding
  • Regret Timer mechanism implementation
  • Website & social media launch
  • Initial community building
2

Phase 2: FOMO Expansion

Growth phase where everyone begins to FOMO in and we expand our ecosystem while riding the wave of success!

  • DEX listings (Jupiter, Raydium)
  • Launch of Mood Tracker dashboard with real-time Regret Timer visualization
  • Marketing campaigns & influencer partnerships
  • 10,000+ holders milestone
3

Phase 3: Anxiety Dip

The inevitable correction where paper hands fold and diamond hands are formed through testing times!

  • Launch of YOLOCO Trading Therapy NFT collection
  • FUD Protection Insurance Pool deployment
  • CEX listing campaign
  • Diamond Hands Rewards Program activation
4

Phase 4: Redemption & Growth

The glorious comeback phase where patience is rewarded and the bipolar llama reaches its final form!

  • Launch of YOLOCO DeFi ecosystem
  • Trading Psychology DAO formation
  • YOLOCO Prediction Markets platform
  • Real Trader's Therapy Fund launch

A Note About Our Roadmap...

Just like the crypto market, our roadmap is subject to extreme emotional swings, irrational changes, and unexpected pivots. We might deliver everything ahead of schedule, or we might have an existential crisis and rebrand entirely.

That's the YOLOCO way!

How to FOMO In

Make a life-changing decision in just a few clicks!

1

Create a Wallet

Download a Solana-compatible wallet like Phantom, Solflare, or Backpack.

Phantom Solflare Backpack
2

Get Some SOL

Purchase SOL from an exchange and transfer it to your wallet.

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3

Swap for $YOLO

Visit a DEX, enter our contract address, and swap your SOL for YOLOCO tokens.

Jupiter Raydium Orca

Trading Links

Chart

DexScreener

Swap

Jupiter

Pool

Raydium

Explorer

Solscan

Contract Address

EGS6Yr6iBzRTTVTviXj3xRTsecRMGq4N3RvAVLqbvgHK

Always verify the contract address before swapping. Only use official links provided on this website!

Join Our Bipolar Community

Experience collective FOMO, FUD, and everything in between with fellow irrational traders

Telegram

Join our emotional support group for YOLOCO holders pretending to have a strategy.

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Twitter

Follow for announcements, market analysis that's always wrong, and memes about your trading psychology.

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Discord

The perfect place to panic together during dips and celebrate pumps with complete strangers.

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The YOLOCO Team

We're a team of traders who've made every psychological mistake in the book and decided to turn our collective trauma into a cryptocurrency. Because why not?

Team Member

BiPolarPablo

Founder & Chief Anxiety Officer

Team Member

PanicSellerPenny

Marketing & FUD Coordinator

Team Member

DiamondDevDave

Smart Contract Engineer

Team Member

LarryTheLlama

Chief Bipolar Mascot

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